Only Fans

Be The Distraction.

Women have long been considered distractions in the traditional workplace.  

Instead of tolerating the male gaze, we are helping women profit from it. Only Fans wants you to be the distraction. In fact, the more distracting you are, the better.

01

Onlyfans Cabaret

Only Fans is taking over business districts around the U.S. with our pop-up cabaret experience. Everyone needs a distraction for work— luckily, that works for us. We're giving Only Fans creators an alternate way to grab clientele.

02

Anti-Paparazzi

Women often feel unwanted eyes in public. Let's make em take a picture— it'll last longer. Only fans will be releasing flash reflective bathing suits. When the flash inevitably goes off, women can be paparazzi-proof.

03

Merch

Since we're leaning into being distracting and we're doubling down. We're taking the stares to the top by making eye-catching merch. The clothes will have quippy sayings in the spots that catch the most unwanted looks.

CW: Dale Matthews Jr

AD: Me